One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Amanda Palmer
Yes, adorable fuzzy baby bats. This improves my somewhat vexing morning.
Baby bats! And one of them is wearing the Cone of Shame!
Can I have one?
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we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
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What if men were photographed the way women typically were?
Photos are by Sylvain Norget
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oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything
so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”
and I’m like
mom
those are guitar strings
tone lasts 3-5x longer B)
moms!
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Bringing back some Python because men disguised as women disguised as men why not
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